A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE, I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME....
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NO SEE.
NO FEE, CHEN LEE.
:))
2 comments:
Da, e bun. Imi place :). MORALA: pana la urma si detectivi sunt oameni :))
Morala e: si chinezi sunt oameni :))
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